They told me they had to assemble it bit by bit. This is the truest one yet. REDDIT and the ALIEN Logo are registered trademarks of reddit inc. π Rendered by PID 15607 on r2-app-00334eed68ff81466 at 2020-12-17 12:42:44.523954+00:00 running c680323 country code: FR. The popcorn tins are useful for bulk storage. [–]ProPainful 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]gr8sk8 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]degjo 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), But their parents knew they were barking up the wrong tree, [–]spark1118 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]shadowredcap 59 points60 points61 points 12 days ago (2 children). Policy was if you returned it before Xmas we gave you a new one. I didn’t figure it out until I was older. Pffft I've got time at home with all the lockdowns. [–]AEROforce95 28 points29 points30 points 12 days ago (0 children), And the instructions!! Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any barcodes witze you can hear about swedish. ... Keep scrolling for more laugh out loud IKEA jokes you’re sure to identify with! [–]BlueHatScience 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), You made me laugh today - I think I needed that. Like bed frames. A big list of ikea jokes! Besides launching a million jokes about how IKEA bought TaskRabbit to help people put together its famous furniture, the purchase gives IKEA … 6. 6. gostatisfy. Well, they mentioned a new brother about 9 months later... [–]CuddlePirate420 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (0 children). Then the IKEA near us closed :(, [–]dubeach 23 points24 points25 points 12 days ago (7 children). 34.6m members in the funny community. One night stands last longer. That is adorable. The metal they use is very cheap and by the time you’re done assembling its not even a hexagon anymore, more like a circle. [–]JesusIsMySecondSon 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). The usual saying for an interview is "come in take a seat" but ikea is known for having its customers build their furniture so its "come in MAKE a seat", New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. Bots and bot-like accounts are not allowed. [–]linderzzz 805 points806 points807 points 12 days ago (28 children), [–]upthewatwo 262 points263 points264 points 12 days ago (23 children). How does every Swedish joke start? At the end it will be missing four pine needles... you look in the box for them but the only parts left are three maple leaves. reddit. What? Here you can buy some furniture with minor defects at a 70 % discount. Reposts will be removed at the moderators’ discretion. Pretty sure it's a bit of commemorative field astroturf, probably from their favorite team/stadium. [–]schlucks 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (0 children), some dickwad we bought a desk for just dropped of the parts in the alley and after we paid the 50$ as he was driving away he goes "oh yeah you also need an allen wrench bye", [–]GregorSamsaa 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (7 children). I never understood why people save those. looks like part a is missing, but you have enough part b. i can call Ã¥sa tommorow and see if she send a part a for you? My grandma in Eastern Europe has has it and I was blown away that my wife's grandparents in US had identical box. During Halloween my mom used a brass cylinder and a hammer to steak decorations in the ground. I'm sure Joe Biden will get 150 more needless. [–]adventures_in_dysl 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (5 children), this one comment lead me to discover 2 things i didnt know, 1 Alan of the band Kill Allen Wrench was a suspect in kurt cobains death, and 2 the band was pretty good https://www.last.fm/music/Kill+Allen+Wrench/+wiki, [–]Diora0 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]JojenCopyPaste 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (2 children), [–]showsterblob 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago (1 child). If you can think of more, please let us know in the comments and we can add to the list! Posts which are intentionally disruptive, inane, or nonsensical will be removed. Webcomic authors may, Image-based submissions in which the humor can be conveyed via text alone are not allowed. A Denver girl switched to Wayfair and Amazon (edit: items actually being delivered), But now the various distribution hubs are getting backlogged from Black Friday, Xmas, Covid sweeping through workers, and everything else now (edit: being shipped) online, [–]degjo 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago (2 children). I tried to cut down a desk one time and was shocked to find out the inside was a corrugated paper. [–]spluv1 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (2 children), lmfao, could you imagine. Funny pictures of really horrible, and terribly lame puns that will make you regret the day you Googled it. Funny Shit Haha Funny Funny Jokes Funny Stuff Cat Jokes Pranks Hilarious Funniest Memes Fun Funny Super Funny help Reddit App Reddit coins Reddit premium Reddit gifts. Posts encouraging the harassment of any individual, group, community, or subreddit will be removed, and the submitting user may be banned. The funniest sub on reddit. Seriously though, it is staggering how many people can’t do basic things anymore. Humor Graphic: The most difficult Job interview:Ikea. Man, and I just finished. Never seen one finished though, [–]spluv1 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), yea it's pretty daunting haha I'd feel so claustrophobic if I were put in a room and forced to do it hahah, [–]gochomoe 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), I really want to see the instructions. I'd bet there'd be people who would do it still, like people who try to do a 1000 piece puzzle of literally a single solid color lol, [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (1 child), Those honestly give me anxiety. I'm convinced the people buy these cookies for the tin can only. Love you more than jokes. Instead. Now the popcorn in the popcorn tins are shit, and the tin is too big for anything useful, [–]gggg566373 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (2 children). A big list of furniture jokes! No instructions included, [–]Sxilla 4 points5 points6 points 12 days ago (2 children). Looks like you're using new Reddit on an old browser. Would’ve been hilarious if you brought it into show and tell or something, [–]Radio12244 23 points24 points25 points 12 days ago (0 children), When my mom finally found it in my room She said “You didn’t really think this was gold did you?” I felt stupid, [–]Hungry_Freaks_Daddy 47 points48 points49 points 12 days ago (3 children). have you considered a Kvarnvik storage box? I got a letter from ikea. What about a plastic one kept and reused for years, decades, on end? Welcome to r/Funny, Reddit's largest humour depository. 11 of them, in fact! Real (little) trees are more environmentally friendly than plastic ones. Yeah! No memes, HIFW, MRW, MeIRL, DAE, or similar posts. I’ve done some really stupid shit as a kid. It’s like finding a tiny Imperial Allen wrench in a tiny Metric Allen wrench stack.... [–]lapret 3 points4 points5 points 12 days ago (1 child). Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts. [–]scoliosisgiraffes 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]rednrithmetic 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), The do terra mlm people have now entered the chat, [–]DrBrogbo 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]mlann87 9 points10 points11 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]jonrossjan 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]FallenAngelII 13 points14 points15 points 12 days ago (4 children). [–]r23dom 5 points6 points7 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]NotCrying_UrCrying 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]AdministrativeDoor25 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]DisBStupid 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]CourierSixtyNine 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (4 children), You joke but we really are selling fake trees for the season. [–]Raven_Skyhawk 19 points20 points21 points 12 days ago (5 children), Because it might be useful one day damn it, lol, [–]zer0saber 14 points15 points16 points 12 days ago (4 children). Laugh at funny furniture jokes submitted by kids. i'll toss mine when it's not hexagon but it's been somehow holding up. [–]Bertenburny 44 points45 points46 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]snickers_rectal 63 points64 points65 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]Riley38988 8 points9 points10 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Danouement 152 points153 points154 points 12 days ago (3 children), [–]Shoobedybopaloo 20 points21 points22 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]Swaggins-masta[S] 12 points13 points14 points 12 days ago (1 child), [–]TalkingMeowth 83 points84 points85 points 12 days ago (5 children), I mean you can pay them $300 to assemble it for you, but it’s better to try and save money. . I wish I could see this the first time again. Submissions depicting or containing intentionally emulated behaviors (memes) are also not allowed, including memetic image macros, "challenges," or elements thereof. [–]Draskuul 122 points123 points124 points 12 days ago (20 children). Nothing, they're both fictional characters Why wasn't Jesus born in Sweden? I saw some of the needles that had fallen off and I assumed that because the needles were separate that my parents had actually attached every single needle one by one. [–]bluemeep 6 points7 points8 points 12 days ago (0 children). i work with Quality contol for ikea. For most of us, it goes hand in hand with the crummy apartments and bad relationships that defined that period of our lives. I didn't get the job, 'cause I was missing a screw. Posted by 1 day ago. [–]Radio12244 52 points53 points54 points 12 days ago* (3 children). I always used the big holiday popcorn tins as trash cans. Wait until you find out that there's four different lengths in there and you're missing one. I couldn't imagine buying a fancy tree when the Ikea trees I get are beautiful and priced right. 2. Including Furniture jokes for adults, dirty furniture puns and clean apartments dad jokes for kids. The number of votes someone can cast should be proportional to their karma. I generally like my job, but sometimes it gets on my nerves. Alanis Morissette has entered the chat... [–]SPOOFE 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]kayp02 2 points3 points4 points 12 days ago (0 children), [–]nonoimsomeoneelse 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children), I haven't seen your allen wrench but here is a tube of glue that is already dried, [–]bipolarspacecop 1 point2 points3 points 12 days ago (0 children). The Duke and Duchess of Sussex are no more! Since you have a bucket of them anyway, you don't need that one. I've rounded the edges on every single one of them halfway into assembly. What do I do if I see a post that breaks the rules? 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