Nice and refreshed. It’s a marked improvement over the original in terms of game play, sound, and pretty much everything. But anyway, (screen cuts to the Hydlide review.) This really sucks, because you need the Dragon Shield to kill the Mad Dragon boss. Did someone sneeze all over the camera lens? Makes sense. It's tedious, but eventually, you get through and fight the boss. Debuting in 1987 for Japanese PCs, the Genesis version of this game actually made it to America, titled Super Hydlide. But anyway, the Vampire's a pushover. You gotta make sure you're only killing the "Evil Monsters". This game looks like the Glitch Gremlin had a freaky fuckfest all over it! This place is a mess. View production, box office, & company info. The other location is this maze. The Nerd: He floats around, twiddlin' his thumbs or somethin'. Honestly, any armor you get looks stupid on this guy. There are currently no topics for this game. Keep track of everything you watch; tell your friends. The Nerd: Thankfully, Virtual Hydlide is over. The Nerd: So, the game is a big fetch quest. Hydlide attempted to enter the third dimension with Virtual Hydlide, released in the early days of the Sega Saturn, and published in the USA by Atlus. (12 Oct 2018). Is the dagger made of solid lead? The maximum amount of weight your character can carry without slowing him down is his Load Capacity (LC). (sighs) It's after about a week and a half of him floating around, you beat him and get the next item. Super Hydlide; Virtual Hydlide; Famicom Cover. Virtual Hydlide is actually a remake of the original. HYY-- DDGLIGDEGGH-Ugh! But first, another 20 different ways to say "faeces". While Super Hydlide is a Genesis port of the third (chuckles) Hydlide game from Japan! Now to kick the Dragon's ass! You keep Hadoukening him. The Nerd: This game looks like the original, and it's twice the bits! It was also remade as Virtual Hydlide for the Sega Saturn in 1995. (reading) This game is the "first 3D Polygon Action RPG for any new generation system!" This is bullshit! The second one was only in Japan. The Nerd: This is the final level, thank God! Virtual Hydlide Upload Date September 4th 2013 Series ProReview Link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FaLHt1ajC5w Score A Hydlide out of ten I guess it's sunset, but it looks more like all the grass just died and the world turns into a 16-bit piss-puddle. The camera doesn't seem to know what to do with itself, and the narrow halls really showcase the terrible controls. Whoa!!! A princess has been turned into fairies and our hilariously out of proportion hero must rescue her. HYDLIDE! Super Hydlide is an action role-playing game for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive. As long as I don't have to play this cold and ugly game sober as you vicariously watch me as I hold a grudge with a hooker with a - oh, never mind; back to the game. Especially the soundtrack. Get comfy, because he takes forever. It's just how the game looks! American Genesis Cover. I can't even tell which one I am! Your LC increases proportionally to your strength. The Angry Video Game Nerd: Super Hydlide and Virtual Hydlide (2018)'s lists. Add to Cart. Get the FUCK down - feels like I'm talkin' to a cat, "Get down!" (with an Austrian/German accent) "Get down!" (briefly frowns at camera). I understand this is commonplace in most RPGs now, but how does it make sense that a dagger weighs twice the amount of a goddamn club? It starts with you fighting the Vampire again, but this time, he has bats that swarm all over you. Super Hydlide and Virtual Hydlide Jetzt bei Amazon.de bestellen! Oh, man, I'm so dead; I don't wanna have to run through this, again. Why, in a generic unmarked building that looks like a regular house! Is the resemblance that bullshit, itself, is invariably produced in a careless or self-indulgent manner that is never finely crafted? Why?? I haven't played it and probably never will. ***** b) CONTROLS (The game manual actually manages to give incorrect function assignation to some of the buttons! Nowhere in the game does it ever mention needing the Sword, or really, any item other than the ones you get from boss fights. Here goes nothin'. Phantasy Star II came out on Genesis the same year, and looks ten times better. This dungeon doesn't even have a boss; just a couple of chests. It is merely emitted (or dumped)." Maybe Virtual Hydlide will be the redeemer of the series; I mean just read the back of the box! When he equips it, it turns out to be a cursed "Dark Shield".). And the Fairies turn back into the Princess, who looks like she just got off the set of a hair metal video. Debuting in 1987 for Japanese PCs, the Genesis version of this game actually made it to America, titled Super Hydlide. And this isn't even a glitch! He looks like Poochie the Rockin' Dog goin' back to his home planet on The Simpsons. Oh, and be careful when you're buying stuff, because everything in this game has weight. The first spell you get is "Illusion". The Nerd: Wait, I'm back at the entrance? It has a "digitized main character for the ultimate in realism!" The Nerd: (sighs) Man, (stammering) what a letdown! The Sword can be found on that part with the floating blocks. This remake evidences substantial graphical upgrades to the original Hydlide 3, though the gameplay remains largely identical. There's four: Warrior, Thief, Priest, and Monk. The Nerd: So, more advice: on top of the Scroll of Detect, also get the Scroll of Herb, so you can turn everything into herbs. The Nerd revisits the vomit-inducing kingdom of Hydlide by reviewing the two next generations of Hydlide on the Sega Genesis and the Sega Saturn. (The Nerd turns off the Saturn, and the screen fades to black. I ended up getting back to where I was pretty fast. The Nerd: Well... one good thing: you can turn off the Sega, take the game out, and place it somewhere dark and outta the way, so ya never have to play it again. Publication date 1995 Topics Japanese computers, SEGA, Japanese Manual, Sega Saturn Manual, Console Manual, Japanese Game Manual, Game Manual, Scans, Manual Scans, Sega Saturn Collection manuals; additional_collections Language Japanese . And the back of the box did such a good job hyping it up. Over, and over, and over, in the same place. Japanese Mega Drive Cover . You wasted precious hours of your life, to give yourself eyestrain and motion sickness, and all you get is a fucking "Congratulations!" I don't care what others say, that game was worse that this one. And the first enemies I face are trees! Your hero can block with the A button, attack with the B button and have a high slashing attack with the C button. The Nerd: So, now that I have all my crap, it's time to kill monsters, but not all the monsters. I mean, the game looks like ass either way, but it just made it even more painful. Ah, well... whatever. Check out IMDb's highest-rated movies and TV shows of 2020, most-viewed trailers, top stars, memorable moments, and more! If you combine the B and the C button will create a special attack depending on the weapon he is holding at the time. Synopsis. I am addicted to this. Than there was Virtual Hydlide that was released for the Sega Saturn. Super Hydlide and Virtual Hydlide (2018) Plot. Super Hydlide is an updated port of Hydlide 3 released for the Sega Genesis/Mega Drive. What? The Nerd: Oh, yeah; it's on the Saturn, so I have to set the date and time. I don't think I've ever seen an issue that like in a Cinemassacre video that I can remember, and Super Hydlide in the same video is fine, so what's the deal? Prime Video has you covered this holiday season with movies for the family. Two other Hydlide games released later also faced ridicule – Super Hydlide (a port of Hydlide 3) for the Genesis for featuring similarly substandard graphics and wonky action, and Virtual Hydlide for the Saturn, with silly looking digitized graphics and an abysmal frame rate. Trivia. Oh, c-c'mon, will you just land, so I can... shoot your ass?! And just like in the original, I have to grab the Crucifix from the Graveyard to kill the Vampire. All you need is the music from the first Hydlide, and it's perfect. Super NES, NES, game boy etc don't come with box & manual. How was I ever supposed to know this? I'm fighting the scenery! Virtual Hydlide (ヴァーチャルハイドライド, Vācharu Haidoraido) is an action role-playing game for the Sega Saturn console, developed by T&E Soft, published by Sega in Europe and Japan, and Atlus Software in North America. Moments later...). user:icheckmovies; Add tag. Super Hydlide. It makes the game look like you're playing an interactive colonoscopy, which would probably be more fun. Both episodes have a good mixture of new and comical ways to deconstruct these awful video games while still including just enough special effect moments (The RE1 Opening scene in The Resident Evil episode) as to make the episode creatively satisfying. Yes, you heard me right. The Nerd: In conclusion, the game is shit, literally. If you can't believe the back of a box, who can you trust? Ya just can't bum-rush him like last time. However, once James started to release a few "pairs" of episodes on Amazon the quality began to once again return to a nice middle ground between the Pre-Movie informative Nerd and the special effects heavy Post-Movie nerd.This sense of improvement is definitely evident in the two most recent episodes, "Resident Evil: Survivor" and "Super Hydlide and Virutal Hydlide". Because the Sega Saturn has those... watch batteries inside; you have to replace them. I'm hitting him with everything I got! The General Store is tucked away in the back, like it doesn't matter. (reading) "It does seem fitting to construe carelessly made shoddy goods as bullshit, but in what way? After running around for hours - and that's real-life hours, not in-game - I found these two locations: One is this place where all it gives you is a sound test. I'm buyin' a club. As a long time follower of the AVGN (Since around 2008) it goes without saying that there will be some duds. (The Nerd vomits the box for Super Hydlide on the ground, before choking on a spurt of blood and puking out the box of Virtual Hydlide on the ground.). Tragic. Guessing that's where Superman 64 lives. It's the "Tears of the Earth". In the Vampire's Mansion, you have to touch a buncha balls to open a door. Actually, no, it isn't. At least the Weapons Store looks like an important building. Super Hydlide Sega Mega Drive/Genesis • T&E Soft • Seismic • Rollenspiel , Action RPG • USA • April 1990 • 716065726662 • T-35016 • retroplace-ID: 39256 GET DOWN!! Now I'm cursed! Some even have more than one level! Japan should've kept them all... and incinerated them. Kill that motherfucker! Or is it perhaps because it stinks?! The Nerd revisits the vomit-inducing kingdom of Hydlide by reviewing the two next generations of Hydlide on the Sega Genesis and the Sega Saturn. But Super Hydlide is… Charming, to say the least. Now you get the "Spectacles of Truth", which let you find secret entrances in the next area. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. According to the manual, killing "Good Monsters" will lower your Morality, and you won't become a "true hero". The first thing I do is go outta the town and get my ass handed to me. That's a "Billion" with a "B", as in "Bullshit!". (The Nerd starts playing the game and stares at the back of the main character, Jim the knight, for a few seconds. Y'know, sequels to games that already suck Donkey Kong dong? Add the first question. Because the first one was so good, you've gotta have more! "Computer graphics and 3D backgrounds created on high-tech workstations!" I'd rather set up a Slip 'N Slide over a ruptured septic tank than play any more of it!! Check out tails234's 8/10 review of "The Angry Video Game Nerd: Super Hydlide and Virtual Hydlide" It was released in Japan in 1989, in North America in 1990, and in Europe in 1991. The game was developed by Hydlide series veterans T&E Soft and released worldwide on the Sega Genesis / Mega Drive on October 6, 1989, in Japan, early 1990 in the United States, and 1991 in Europe. Okay, well now I know. The Nerd: One thing that really pisses me off is havin' to run back through the dungeon after getting the item. Super Hydlide came out for the Sega Genesis and was essentially a remake of Hydlide 3. The amount of weight that your character is hauling is his Carried Weight (CW). And yes, I mean "literally", the game is actually shit! The only item you should get is the "Scroll of Detect". (The Nerd wipes his face and continues talking.). It is part of the Hydlide series that reaches all the way back to the days of the NES. - He doesn't like the 3d graphics. (stammering) W-w w-well yeah! The Nerd: So, let's play the damn thing. Even stepping on the lava marks hurt you. And oh, what a sad, sad game it is. People James Rolfe Super & Virtual Hydlide - Angry Video Game Nerd (Episode 161), (Hydlide main music plays, showing the title card of the Hydlide review, before fading into a second version of the title card. Wow, look at that! (The Nerd attacks the Eel with bolts from his Dark Sword, but they deal no damage.). You need this to light up the next dungeon. They also turn everything red. The screen then fades to show The Nerd.). Now you're actually playing a colonoscopy! You still have to do the same quests in the same order, but the locations change. Hydlide is pretty infamous around gamers. ", (Jim is carried away by the three fairies, and then banjo music plays while a TV screen appears, in a nod to the Simpsons episode starring Poochie, reading: "Note: Jim the Knight died on his way back to his home planet".). You can, however, use the points you earned to buy items at a store, but they're available for free in the game, so who gives a shit? What a sight to behold. The townspeople just give vague hints, but no actual direction! I'm... wiping the steam from my glasses - the steam that's rising from this pile of goat shit! European Mega Drive Cover. I-I get Tool; they're awesome! I gotta run back through this hellhole. While it was an interesting way to celebrate the impending 10 year celebration it never felt entirely genuine and only grew more groansome by the third season of the same set ups. Japanese Cover . Virtual Hydlide is considered to be one of the worst games for the Saturn. - Into the bad CGI well it goes. Angry Video Game Nerd Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Now I'm back where I left off, and it's at this point, the game gets tedious as all Hell. The Nerd: The game starts up with a collection of the most shrill noises the Sega Genesis could possibly produce. This is the closest you could get to 16-bit "nails on chalkboard", and it's playing over one of the worst logos ever designed by humans. You use them at this sign, and you make the Fortress of fucking Solitude appear. The Nerd: In all the anals of history, no game has ever slurped so much shit as Hydlide. Virtual Hydlide is a short game, it took me only three hours to complete on my first go, but it can be frustrating in places so I hope this guide helps out anyone who had similar difficulties and wants to get the most from the game overall. The only exceptions are the graphics, which … It's just for score. Just make sure to equip the Crucifix, then stand in front of him and swing. The credits play, and ya get the List of Shame, set to some shitty stock JPEGs of the countryside. Do I have anything... helpful? So, uhh... who gives a shit? Plus, a "unique 'creative world function'" with "over 40 billion possible combinations!" Other Sellers on Amazon. Let's finish this garbage. Yeah! The Nerd: So, you get the Light Sword, you Hadouken the monster, the building falls down, and the fairies save you. On top of that, I got better items than I had on my first playthrough. 219 votes, 57 comments. 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